March 18, 2010

Best Mom Ever

In order to receive the title, "Best Mom Ever", follow these rules:
1) Play silly games with your kids at the park immediately after school.
2) Allow them to literally roll around in rocks, dirt, and grass.
3) Feed kids grilled cheese, apple slices, and carrots for dinner.
4) Let them read magazines at the dinner table, thus breaking one of the family rules.
5) For dessert, create a concoction of vanilla ice cream, Hershey's syrup, caramel sauce, whipped cream and leftover Halloween sprinkles.

Success rate if following these rules = 100%

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Whew...I'm writing that one down! :-)

Hansgen's said...

You might be the best mom ever even without these rules :)